The former Lizzie McGuire squishes her tatas into an awkward trash bag!
You’ve heard of side boob, under boob and the classic cleavage, but thanks to Hilary Duff, celebs now have a brand new way to show off their C-cup sisters—by displaying them in squished bottom cleavage pieces!
Or are they more like mini under boob triangles? We’re still working on the right terminology.
So while we do, let’s discuss the god-awful attire that’s creating them!
When choosing an edgy style, avoid pushing it over the edge with a fabric that looks like a garbage bag. Though in this case we actually wish this look was more sack-like.
The short length and weird side ruffle make it look like a Project Runway challenge gone very wrong. “Create an ’80s Sweet Sixteen dress from the things you find under the sink!” Thank god Michael Kors isn’t writing this review…
So in the end, the bizarre boob reveal is the least of this outfit’s issues. We’re willing to call that silver lining in this very dark cloud.
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